Look Ma, No Hands!

 BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!!

YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!!

OUTMUSCLED!!!

OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!!

RAHHRHHRHHGHGHGH!!!!

YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!!

YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!!

YOUR SALTY TEARS WILL FLAVOR MARGARITAS AT THE VICTORY BRUNCH!!!

BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!!

WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!

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